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Daniel Brenton: “We Know Why the Aliens Really Don’t Land”

 

Aloha and good morning to all fellow truth seekers. Today I am moved to share with you a post written not by me, but by Daniel Brenton, whose blog “High Oddness: The Universe According to Daniel Brenton” has me in stitches. Delightfully thought-provoking, Daniel’s universe also contains a wit and wisdom that will lighten your day. And we all need a little lightening these days, don’t we? ;) Re-posted in its entirety with permission from the author. Please abide by his copyright, and do not reproduce this post without his express permission.  To read the original post, go to:

 

Round Files #003: We Know Why the Aliens Really Don’t Land

By Daniel Brenton

To my surprise, I have developed a level of notoriety in the UFO community as a relatively level-headed, reasonably intelligent “truthseeker,” and with this, a demonstrated willingness to use my weblogs as a place to disseminate uncomfortable revelations about government secrecy surrounding the UFO phenomenon.

This is of course only what anyone who wishes to think of him- or herself as a true American patriot is obliged to do. Anything less would be morally shameful, and rather than hiding under the covers in a fetal position and sucking my thumb for an extended period, I have chosen to rise above my undercover thumbsucking peers.

A few weeks ago I was contacted by a deeply sincere individual with the unfortunate name of John Hordure, who is the director of the League for Unified Non-cooperation with Exopolitical Enterprises (LUNEE).

LUNEE a small but fierce group of individualists working at the highest level of the American government, dedicated to “outing” the collaboration of not just our nation but several other nations with an extraterrestrial alliance that seeks to keep its presence hidden for what was, until now, an equally secret agenda.

Here then is a statement from John Hordure, revealing the true reason for UFO secrecy for the last 52 years. – Daniel

Ladies and gentlemen:

Once again with the mass sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over Stephensville, Texas — just as with the O’Hare sighting of November of 2006, and the Phoenix Lights sightings of eleven years ago, large numbers of credible witnesses have come forward with stories of something of undeniable significance, and once again official sources at all levels brush the event aside as if it were of no significance.

It would be very easy to get caught up in the outrage against the apparent policies of denial on all government fronts, and the unofficial, “gentleman’s agreement” of ridicule conducted by the media outlets and any other group or individual in the public and private sectors who consciously seeks to support the status quo for their own interests.

But I urge you to not let this distract you from a much more important issue.

There is the age-old question everyone who has spent even the smallest amount of time thinking about the subject: Why don’t they just land on the White House lawn?

I am disseminating this statement to make you aware that we have learned the true reason as to why the aliens really don’t land, and it is my obligation to tell you.

Consider, every time these visitors deliberately show themselves to Earthly witnesses, the witnesses either refuse to believe it, or any attention focused on their event becomes a dismissal or an open attack of ridicule.

It has come to our attention that these responses to extraterrestrial visits are the funniest thing in our region of the galaxy.

Remember, we have been broadcasting radio signals, not just to audiences on Earth, but as well into space for a little over one hundred years, and likewise have been broadcasting television programming for nearly sixty years. Because of this, technological societies in nearby interstellar space know everything they need to know about us.

The actual reason they don’t reveal themselves to us because they don’t take us seriously and consider us vastly inferior to them.

Candidly, they feel we are a species of brain-damaged idiots.

Shortly after Kenneth Arnold’s sighting in June of 1947, the media broadcasts in the aftermath, fed by various news organizations and official government statements, started characterizing the appearance of extraterrestrial visitors as the delusional imaginings of crackpots, and began their now familiar pattern of treating the subject with ridicule, contempt, and mocking humor.

The extraterrestrial races intercepting these signals thought these reactions were simply hysterical.

It has been noted by a number of UFO researchers that the level of visitations and sightings, as projected by statistical analysis of the available data, points to as much as hundreds of UFO events daily world-wide. This has always seemed nonsensical to the research community, but becomes perfectly reasonable once the reason for them was understood.

These are tourists.

This is why they crash so often. They have bad drivers, too.

In the Earth year of 1949, the Galactic Broadcasting Company (the largest intragalactic media network in the Milky Way) assembled their equivalent of home videos taken by UFO visitors to Earth for a broadcast program called (to translate it loosely) The Galaxy’s Funniest Videos (or TGFV for short). It was a smash hit from its very first episode, and is still going strong, making it the longest running program in intragalactic network history.

Since its beginning the show has featured the equivalent of home videos made by extraterrestrial visitors, and has included Earth news broadcasts and media coverage of the UFO phenomenon as part of its content.

TGFV offers what is considered by galactic standards lavish prizes for the best submitted “video” of each installment of the show, and best one for each broadcast season. Because of this program’s popularity, extraterrestrial visitors have, for decades, been caught in a game of upstaging each other in creating increasingly bizarre events to record and submit. The more bizarre, nonsensical, or paradoxical the event naturally tends to produce a greater comic effect on the hapless human witnesses.

A long standing favorite was in fact the event staged around a Joe Simonton in Wisconsin back in 1961. In this event, a flying saucer landed on his property and three human-looking pilots wearing turtleneck sweaters asked for a container they had brought to be filled with water. The punchline of this video was where the pilots gave a befuddled Mr. Simonton three small, crispy pancakes in return. In fact, a stylized image of Mr. Simonton’s puzzled expression at that moment became an icon representing monumental stupidity, which was in popular use for decades.

Because of the competitive nature of the submissions, the humor has become much more aggressive since this time.

Early on, the Galactic Broadcasting Company (GBC for short) recognized that if the true nature of alien visitations became general knowledge by the peoples of Earth, then the events that extraterrestrial tourists stage for submission to TGFV would no longer produce as humorous a reaction for their audience. The show would fall in the ratings, get canceled, and the network would lose their “cash cow.”

Here is where the the conspiracy comes in.

An offer was made in 1952 by the board of the GBC via conventional radio to the heads of the governments of the United States, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, China, Japan, and Australia. This agreement was in fact signed by Dwight Eisenhower, acting on behalf of the participating nations, on August of 1954 at Holloman Air Force Base. A small addendum was also signed by Eisenhower, in February of 1955, at Holloman.

The substance of this agreement is that, in exchange for official denial of UFOs on the part of each country’s government by the agencies under its authority, the GBC would provide 50 receivers and broadcast signal to the leaders of that participating national government.

Yes, you read that right.

The multi-government UFO conspiracy is actually an agreement for the most privileged leaders and power brokers of each nation to get the interstellar equivalent of cable television.

What proof do I have of these provocative allegations?

I have a copy of the contract Eisenhower signed in 1954, and we are making every effort to provide this on our website as soon as possible. It is a long document — about 6500 pages — and in places uses some alien words that don’t translate well into English. But we hopefully will have this for you shortly.

Additionally, I have seem some of this programming personally. There are no words to convey what an intense, multi-dimensional experience this programming is. There is no equivalent experience in the human realm. It is, if you will forgive the comparison, like trying to explain sex to someone who has never experienced it.

Experiencing these programs is in fact life-altering, and potentially life-threatening. With the assistance of a number of high-placed individuals sympathetic to our cause I was able to experience this myself. In the immediate aftermath I went through four months of treatment for withdrawal symptoms after watching twenty-seven and a half minutes of their equivalent of the Playboy Channel.

We have learned there is an above-top-secret human twelve-step group for fellow victims of this addiction, but it has a very low success rate.

We have also learned that those who are in denial of the addictive power of just this programming have formed a international ritual sex cult at the highest levels of society. Though Stanley Kubrick did not know how this group came into existence, this is in fact what his movie Eyes Wide Shut was based upon.

As you will see in the contract when we are able to make it available that part of the secrecy agreement included a concession of 4000 tons of strawberry ice cream annually. This is an interesting story in itself, but space precludes me from going into it here.

Most people presented with the facts I have related to you today think I am relating some kind of twisted joke.

I assure you, I am not joking.

The truth is so bizarre it practically guarantees it’s own secrecy. Who would possibly believe it?

The almost diabolical cleverness on the part of the GBC in creating this secrecy is not lost on those of us in the LUNEE organization.

I, for one, am indignant. Because of this conspiracy, we are being humiliated in the eyes of the interstellar community. We are continuing to be made the laughing stock of the Milky Way for the sake of exploitative commercial interests. And to add insult to injury, not just the American government, but the governments of several major powers in the world are aiding and abbetting this effort.

The sheer arrogance demonstrated by the acts of this extraterrestrial corporation is simply galling, and the fact our leaders sought to cooperate with this and continue to do so to this day shows a criminal level of contempt toward the human species.

Please join us in exposing this heinous secret and those who support it, so that we might put this as a race behind us, and begin taking the journey to be able to hold our heads high in the greater galactic community.

Please visit our website at www.lunee.org for more information on how you can help.

We need you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your time and attention.

Sincerely,

John Hordure
Director,
The League for Unified
Non-cooperation with
Exopolitical Enterprises
(LUNEE)

I hope you have found this installment of The Round Files as much of a revelation as I have. I am pleased to provide this service to you, and I am pleased that individuals such as John Hordure have regarded me as a trustworthy conduit for the kinds of information that legitimate news sources won’t touch.

It is my duty to you as an American.

(Oh, hell. There’s black helicopters for the third time today. Hopefully you will hear from me again.)

More information about the League for Unified Non-cooperation with Exopolitical Enterprises can be found at www.lunee.org.

© 2008, by Daniel Brenton. All Rights Reserved.

Notes from the Surf XVIII

  • Some may think so; “Euros Accepted” signs are popping up in New York.

 

Asleep at the controls in Hawaii, or hyperdimensional vortice?

Here in Hawaii at least, you can’t have missed the bizarre news that two go! airlines pilots seem to have fallen asleep and overshot their landing in Hilo. This happened over a week ago on February 13. Today it was announced those offending pilots had been suspended. For a thirty or so minute inner island flight, the whole thing just seemed strange.

 

It was in the back of my mind last night as I perused the internet for completely unrelated information. What I happened upon I thought was interesting enough to post here.

 

I want to stress that I have no idea what really happened to that flight last week, nor can I vouch for the veracity of the following information. Just wanted to pass it on.

 

If you scroll about a third of the way down this page about the global grid and hyperdimensional physics, you come across this:

 

For example, one of Sanderson’s vortices was located near Hawaii. He found a report of a pilot, flying with passengers very near this zone, who suddenly lost all of his instruments as well as radio communications. This is called a “dead zone,” or “flying blind,” with no ability to radio for help or to determine altitude, position, et cetera, except by “eyeballing” it. The pilot continued to fly for roughly 350 miles in this “dead zone,” without being able to connect with anyone on the radio; anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour, depending on his speed. Finally, the bizarre experience came to an end, and he was very relieved to be able to get in touch with the tower yet again. We can imagine the panic and astonishment that must have been in his voice, narrowly avoiding danger and wondering what the heck had just happened.”

 

It continues, “What was so amazing and unexpected was that according to the tower officials, no time had elapsed between his radio contacts! In other words, at one moment he was speaking to them normally, and ten seconds later he was in a panic, telling them that he had flown 350 miles without any instruments! As amazing as it must seem to our “common sense,” all passengers aboard this aircraft must have passed into a higher dimensional frequency, where they were not affected by time. The cause of this effect was the hyperdimensional energy that was harnessed by the “vile vortex” they were flying through.”

 

Sounds like an episode of Lost.

An eclipse, a meteor, a satellite and a couple of earthquakes

Following up on yesterday’s post about the satellite shoot down, I can’t help but notice all the synchronicities that seemed to line up in the news. My sixth sense is whispering; something is going on.

 

The shuttle Atlantis mission landed safely earlier today. A lunar eclipse will turn the moon red tonight across North and South America; we’ll just miss it in Hawaii. Mid-eclipse, look out for Saturn and Regulus. According to this Yahoo News article, “Jack Horkheimer, host of the PBS show ‘Star Gazer,’ called the event ‘the moon, the lord of the rings and heart of the lion eclipse.’” (thanks, Donna) That full moon tugged at the planet, resulting in a 7.5 earthquake in Indonesia and a 6.2 earthquake in Greece. [Update: 6.2 in Svalbard; 6.2 in Nevada 2/21] News of a large meteor streaking down over the Pacific Northwest caused a stir. And let’s not forget Lindsey Lohan posing nude as Marilyn Monroe. ;)

 

The satellite may enjoy a short reprieve because of our current rough seas out here in Hawaii, where the Aegis warships await that tiny, ten second window when the satellite streaks over their location.

 

Goro Adachi’s work always gives me pause. He links the day’s events to a celestial alignment with Giza. Through the Looking Glass has additional thoughts on the matter. One doesn’t need to dig too deep to discover 1) the NASA/Masonic connection, and 2) a full moon eclipse is an excellent time for magick. What a crazy world, when it only makes any sense through the lens of synchromysticism. It’s like needing a second warped mirror in the funhouse to cancel out the one that reflects our world gone insane.

 

Two F-15s collided in midair this afternoon; good to hear they rescued those pilots. [Update: one of those pilots has died.] They were part of the 33rd Fighter Wing. Maybe that was a little insurance against the possibility that weather (or a missed shot, I suppose) could interrupt their ritual. Keep in mind China is not happy about today’s planned maneuvers; they shot down their own satellite about a year ago, and want the upper hand on that technology. Not to mention China has spoken out against our secret societies and their agendas; it’s possible they know enough about the mega-rituals to try to interfere, and their weather control technology is openly known.

 

Right now the satellite is scheduled for destruction at 10:30 PM EST, nearly the exact time of the full eclipse and after the moon has moved into Virgo.

Satellite Shoot-out: Deploying Sea-based X-band radar

Will we ever really know the whole truth behind the government’s plans to shoot down that rogue satellite? The Pentagon’s explanation includes concern about a toxic gas cloud exploding over a populated area. Other analysts scoff at this, according to Noel Shachtman’s excellent blog at Danger Room, saying the likelihood that it would hurt anyone is very minimal. Many other items containing the dreaded hydrazine fuel have plummeted to earth in the past without trouble.

 

Maybe it’s more about secret military technology falling into the wrong hands. As this article in The Resister so aptly put it, “That might be no more than an attempt by the Pentagon to downplay the importance of the satellite’s payload, in an attempt to big up the official we-just-want-to-save-the-world-from-hydrazine line.”

 

Another explanation could be their wanting to show off their fancy Star Wars toys. The Russians are particularly incensed, as is China, “Many people are worried that a new race of military weapons has just begun.” Investigating this controversy led me down several fascinating rabbit holes, not the least of which is the Sea Based X-Band Radar (SBX-1; SBX-2 is in the works, too). SBX-1 underway

 

The world’s largest phased-array X-Band radar, SBX is part of the ballistic missile defense system. The first one was constructed in Texas on a Russian-built mobile, ocean-going semi-submersible oil platform. Here is the image gallery from Boeing. The $900 million radar “is so powerful that if it were off the east coast of the United States near Washington, D.C., it would be capable of detecting the motion and rotation of a baseball launched into outer space from the San Francisco area,” according the to the Missile Defense Agency.


It really does look like something built by a James Bond villain. After a slow trip around Cape Horn, it
arrived in Pearl Harbor here in Hawaii in January 2006 to complete repairs. It attempted to make the move to its home base in in Alaska later that year but returned to Pearl Harbor in May to repair ballast problems; this is contradicted by a report from the military which insists that was part of its testing, sea trials and calibration. It finally arrived in its home port of Adak, Alaska in February of 2007. This location was supposedly chosen for its best view of space, though as Noah Shachtman wrote back in 2006, the high seas there are worrisome. HAARP is also located at this latitude, perhaps for similar reasons; however, I did find this article from 2003 that claimed six different locations had been considered, one of them being Hawaii. That same article claimed that an environmental impact study would have to be completed first, to rule out “potential adverse effects of electromagnetic radiation on health.” (Yeah, right; considering how the Hawaii Superferry, built largely for military purposes, managed to get around that, one wonders whether such a study would have been cast aside for the SBX as well.) Certainly electromagnetic radiation is a concern regardless of the home port; this entire next generation of military technology brings up numerous concerns. One cannot help but wonder about the effects on our fragile planet, not to mention our fragile and susceptible minds, which all operate within certain electromagnetic frequencies.

 

According to Shachtman, three ships are currently just north of Hawaii preparing for the operation. The SBX-1 has also been deployed; from 3000 miles away, its job is to track the object. FEMA has been alerted to dangers, and foreign governments have been briefed. They won’t attempt the operation until the shuttle Atlantis is safely back on the ground.

Time Travel Futures

Scientists say that time travel could be a reality in just three months.”

 

Notwithstanding that unapologetically paradoxical statement, one cannot help but entertain vivid Dr. Who fantasies of a blue phone booth swirling and landing in the neighborhood. Is it really time?

 

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) in CERN, Switzerland, the world’s largest particle accelerator, is set to be activated in May of this year. Scientists imagine it could reveal the shape of alternate dimensions. That is exciting enough when one considers other recent news that the Ophiuchus cluster, at the heart of our galaxy, is emitting highly energetic X-rays which has turned it into a giant particle accelerator. If our relatively tiny model is expected to reveal such powers, what could Ophiuchus bring?

 

Many alternate researchers like John Major Jenkins believe our alignment with the galactic plane on the winter solstice in 2012, a once-every-26,000-year-event, will somehow enable a transformation of consciousness. Could these Super X-Rays be just what the Doctor ordered in terms of opening stargates to the next dimension? Have science and spirituality come close enough for us to sense some kind of truth to that?

 

And if so, what should we think of the news that some Russian scientists suggest that the scientists at CERN, in their endeavor to create micro-wormholes, or ‘mini’ black holes, could instead have built the world’s first time machine? They posit that time traveling is only possible as far back as the point of creation of the first time machine. That would make 2008 “Year Zero”, and we could see visitors from the future begin to appear. With Ophiuchus in mind, the musings of the Daily Galaxy give me pause, “Even the most massive human experiment is a pale imitation of the galactic-sized particle accelerators that fire cosmic radiation at us daily, and with all that high-energy activity in the sky if techno-mutants from the year Q4099 did want to invade they wouldn’t have to hang around supercooled Genevese caverns to do it.”

 

Indeed. It’s quite possible we are already entertaining travelers from the future, and simply don’t know it; one need only consider the Butterfly Effect or various temporal paradoxes to understand why. Posthuman Blues had this to say about the mainstream skepticism of time travel, “Stephen Hawking has used the same argument. If time travel is possible, he maintains, we should see a steady influx of “tourists” from our own future. This reasoning is easily as limited as the assumption that ET visitors will “land on the White House lawn” if they happen to visit.”

 

Some claim to have accidentally slipped through time. The Philadelphia Experiment was supposedly haunted by timeline inconsistencies, and the Montauk Project contains similar claims. Here’s another interesting article about a temporal vortex discovered by scientists in Antarctica. For more about the possibilities of time travel, watch this excellent lecture by theoretical physicist Paul Davies. The bending of space-time and the illusion of particle physics in the first place beg our attention, and that of our greatest scientific minds.

 

One wonders if there really will be any sort of great change on that winter solstice moment in 2012, or if we are perhaps already beginning to feel the effects of a gradual transformation, as we move closer to the alignment. Perhaps the news at CERN is no coincidence in terms of timing. We’ve grown more willing to entertain the possibility; whether in terms of science or spirituality, we are in fact energetic conduits of consciousness, and our location in the galaxy could fast-forward our readiness to explore new territory and open the door to the unknown. A Kean Eye suggests galactic ‘thought particle accelerators’ explain the recent exponential growth in science and technology; I think that sums it up quite nicely.

 

On the other hand, it could be the key to our undoing as well. I couldn’t help but notice that Project Camelot’s article on 2008, which mentions time travelers as well as the mind-blowing chronovisor, stated that, “According to Dan Burisch, in testimony which we regard as credible, the future humans’ best evaluation of the catastrophe which befell their ancestors (i.e. us) was that it was caused by micro-wormholes in space-time which caused effects which were inadvertently and devastatingly amplified by man-made stargates and time-portal ‘Looking Glass’ devices.” They are assured that the devices in question have been disabled, successfully averting that catastrophic timeline.

 

Of course one does not take Project Camelot’s words as gospel; even they caution against that. However I do pay attention when I just happen to stumble on the word “micro-wormhole” more than once on the same day. And I will continue to pay attention to the news out of Switzerland this spring. Our future is fragile enough as it is.

The Political Charade, Act I: Sheep on a Merry-Go-Round

Neatly coinciding with the programming void left by the Hollywood writer’s strike, the primary elections have taken on the buzz and excitement normally reserved for the best reality TV shows. Final prize: the Presidency of the United States. Who will get eliminated this week??

 

In fact I don’t doubt that the drama isn’t as carefully crafted as our entertainment, keeping in mind of course that everything is at least partially scripted these days, “reality” or not. You think we’re actually being given a choice this time around? Interesting, when you consider that Hillary is backed by the Rothschilds, and apparently controlled by the Rockefellers; Obama, who is related to Bush and Cheney, gets his advice from Zbigniew Brzezinski, a known Rockefeller lackey; McCain has Kissinger on his side; and, perhaps most poignant of all, our votes are actually controlled by Diebold. And though it could be a red herring, don’t forget that our own GW, the biggest scab of them all, has written a secret, second draft of the script. In that third act, another “catastrophic event” rips open the scars of 9/11 and locks his own lead role firmly in place forever.

 

Someone bring back the writers; this script is getting too predictable.

 

Oh, whatever will happen??, I cry, in my best sarcastic tone. Will it be a Hillary/Obama ticket as forecast months ago by those in tune with elitist agendas? That would sure tie it up nicely, and give a surge of false hope to the masses; on the other hand, the traditional white male model is still quite fashionable these days. If one wonders about whether there are warring factions within the ranks of the elite puppet masters, this year may reveal such a conflict. Is it simply a matter of changing the lead actor in the role? Or are they truly battling it out behind the scenes? One cannot help but watch, like an accident in slow motion, knowing that the scaly talons that currently hold the ball will not relinquish control so readily.

 

Even if we can guess the ending, it is fascinating to watch the play enacted, particularly since voters themselves play a role. It seems we have become part of the programming ourselves, so tidily manipulated from one side of the aisle to the other by the dangling carrot of hope and faith in the system.

 

For such players, there seems to be the opportunity to ask, are we ready for an alternative? Are people tired enough of the status quo to come out and make it happen, to read their lines as scripted? Voters are being truly rallied this time around, like sheep on a merry-go-round. But are we being deftly maneuvered towards what many believe could be a bright, new change, just to have all our hopes and dreams dashed by one sweep of the current presidential pen? Many spirits would literally be crushed into submission, the prison walls would become visible and the veil would be lifted forever.

 

Red pills all around; we’re all out of blue.

 

Of course it’s all a farce. Whatever it was back in the real GW’s day, it has become a mockery now. But even knowing that, I’ll take four more years of the illusion rather than witness the final death rattle from my beloved country. I’m just not ready yet. I’ll frankly be pleased enough if there even IS an election in November, as long as it’s followed by an actual swearing-in come January. Please – change the guard, even if it is in name only. The alternative could mean the loss of many more lives, not to mention the forced internment of those who think they can revolt.

 

I’ll be busy in the amusement park on the studio lot this year, just enjoying the rides and praying they don’t get written out of the scene. Because man oh man, I just really, really don’t want to have to say, I told you so.

 

Baaa.

Notes from the Surf XVII

  • That hasn’t stopped Pele. Kilauea volcano continues to march towards a mostly deserted subdivision on the Big Island.  One guy is a holdout down there, and we often wonder about him; here’s a recent news video on this very story.