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Notes from the Surf XIX

  • Pele is on the move out here. The vog is getting really bad. And in another unprecedented event, Kilauea is releasing steam from what is being called juvenile water, which has never been seen before anywhere on the planet.

  • Saturn storm has hurricane-like features. “Massive whirling vortex” has scientists perplexed. Really? How about taking a note from Nassim Haramein and the Power of Spin?

  • And on that note, Pi in the Sky telescope captures massive gamma ray burst which originated some 7.5 billion light years away. Wow.

  • The giant particle accelerator in CERN delays its start up date until July. Meanwhile someone here in Hawaii has filed suit against the project, fearing that a newly-created micro-black hole will slurp up our very existence.

  • Interview with Fritjof Capra, author of the Tao of Physics: Quantum particles, the dance of Shiva and “Consciousness is an aspect of life.”

  • Army toyed with telepathic ray gun. Brings to mind Project Blue Beam, and the reason I’m putting off commenting on my frustration with the UFO community and the issue of disclosure and religious manipulation, which seems to be contaminated with propaganda and disinformation.

  • All our favorite NWO peeps recently met to advise the next administration on foreign policy. Got to be sure the torch is passed. One question; how do they know who will be the next administration? ;)

  • Check out The Thoughts for a cool take on symbology and a graphic comparing the Eye of Horus with a cross section of our brains. I’m down with that.

Daniel Brenton: “We Know Why the Aliens Really Don’t Land”

 

Aloha and good morning to all fellow truth seekers. Today I am moved to share with you a post written not by me, but by Daniel Brenton, whose blog “High Oddness: The Universe According to Daniel Brenton” has me in stitches. Delightfully thought-provoking, Daniel’s universe also contains a wit and wisdom that will lighten your day. And we all need a little lightening these days, don’t we? ;) Re-posted in its entirety with permission from the author. Please abide by his copyright, and do not reproduce this post without his express permission.  To read the original post, go to:

 

Round Files #003: We Know Why the Aliens Really Don’t Land

By Daniel Brenton

To my surprise, I have developed a level of notoriety in the UFO community as a relatively level-headed, reasonably intelligent “truthseeker,” and with this, a demonstrated willingness to use my weblogs as a place to disseminate uncomfortable revelations about government secrecy surrounding the UFO phenomenon.

This is of course only what anyone who wishes to think of him- or herself as a true American patriot is obliged to do. Anything less would be morally shameful, and rather than hiding under the covers in a fetal position and sucking my thumb for an extended period, I have chosen to rise above my undercover thumbsucking peers.

A few weeks ago I was contacted by a deeply sincere individual with the unfortunate name of John Hordure, who is the director of the League for Unified Non-cooperation with Exopolitical Enterprises (LUNEE).

LUNEE a small but fierce group of individualists working at the highest level of the American government, dedicated to “outing” the collaboration of not just our nation but several other nations with an extraterrestrial alliance that seeks to keep its presence hidden for what was, until now, an equally secret agenda.

Here then is a statement from John Hordure, revealing the true reason for UFO secrecy for the last 52 years. – Daniel

Ladies and gentlemen:

Once again with the mass sightings of Unidentified Flying Objects over Stephensville, Texas — just as with the O’Hare sighting of November of 2006, and the Phoenix Lights sightings of eleven years ago, large numbers of credible witnesses have come forward with stories of something of undeniable significance, and once again official sources at all levels brush the event aside as if it were of no significance.

It would be very easy to get caught up in the outrage against the apparent policies of denial on all government fronts, and the unofficial, “gentleman’s agreement” of ridicule conducted by the media outlets and any other group or individual in the public and private sectors who consciously seeks to support the status quo for their own interests.

But I urge you to not let this distract you from a much more important issue.

There is the age-old question everyone who has spent even the smallest amount of time thinking about the subject: Why don’t they just land on the White House lawn?

I am disseminating this statement to make you aware that we have learned the true reason as to why the aliens really don’t land, and it is my obligation to tell you.

Consider, every time these visitors deliberately show themselves to Earthly witnesses, the witnesses either refuse to believe it, or any attention focused on their event becomes a dismissal or an open attack of ridicule.

It has come to our attention that these responses to extraterrestrial visits are the funniest thing in our region of the galaxy.

Remember, we have been broadcasting radio signals, not just to audiences on Earth, but as well into space for a little over one hundred years, and likewise have been broadcasting television programming for nearly sixty years. Because of this, technological societies in nearby interstellar space know everything they need to know about us.

The actual reason they don’t reveal themselves to us because they don’t take us seriously and consider us vastly inferior to them.

Candidly, they feel we are a species of brain-damaged idiots.

Shortly after Kenneth Arnold’s sighting in June of 1947, the media broadcasts in the aftermath, fed by various news organizations and official government statements, started characterizing the appearance of extraterrestrial visitors as the delusional imaginings of crackpots, and began their now familiar pattern of treating the subject with ridicule, contempt, and mocking humor.

The extraterrestrial races intercepting these signals thought these reactions were simply hysterical.

It has been noted by a number of UFO researchers that the level of visitations and sightings, as projected by statistical analysis of the available data, points to as much as hundreds of UFO events daily world-wide. This has always seemed nonsensical to the research community, but becomes perfectly reasonable once the reason for them was understood.

These are tourists.

This is why they crash so often. They have bad drivers, too.

In the Earth year of 1949, the Galactic Broadcasting Company (the largest intragalactic media network in the Milky Way) assembled their equivalent of home videos taken by UFO visitors to Earth for a broadcast program called (to translate it loosely) The Galaxy’s Funniest Videos (or TGFV for short). It was a smash hit from its very first episode, and is still going strong, making it the longest running program in intragalactic network history.

Since its beginning the show has featured the equivalent of home videos made by extraterrestrial visitors, and has included Earth news broadcasts and media coverage of the UFO phenomenon as part of its content.

TGFV offers what is considered by galactic standards lavish prizes for the best submitted “video” of each installment of the show, and best one for each broadcast season. Because of this program’s popularity, extraterrestrial visitors have, for decades, been caught in a game of upstaging each other in creating increasingly bizarre events to record and submit. The more bizarre, nonsensical, or paradoxical the event naturally tends to produce a greater comic effect on the hapless human witnesses.

A long standing favorite was in fact the event staged around a Joe Simonton in Wisconsin back in 1961. In this event, a flying saucer landed on his property and three human-looking pilots wearing turtleneck sweaters asked for a container they had brought to be filled with water. The punchline of this video was where the pilots gave a befuddled Mr. Simonton three small, crispy pancakes in return. In fact, a stylized image of Mr. Simonton’s puzzled expression at that moment became an icon representing monumental stupidity, which was in popular use for decades.

Because of the competitive nature of the submissions, the humor has become much more aggressive since this time.

Early on, the Galactic Broadcasting Company (GBC for short) recognized that if the true nature of alien visitations became general knowledge by the peoples of Earth, then the events that extraterrestrial tourists stage for submission to TGFV would no longer produce as humorous a reaction for their audience. The show would fall in the ratings, get canceled, and the network would lose their “cash cow.”

Here is where the the conspiracy comes in.

An offer was made in 1952 by the board of the GBC via conventional radio to the heads of the governments of the United States, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom, China, Japan, and Australia. This agreement was in fact signed by Dwight Eisenhower, acting on behalf of the participating nations, on August of 1954 at Holloman Air Force Base. A small addendum was also signed by Eisenhower, in February of 1955, at Holloman.

The substance of this agreement is that, in exchange for official denial of UFOs on the part of each country’s government by the agencies under its authority, the GBC would provide 50 receivers and broadcast signal to the leaders of that participating national government.

Yes, you read that right.

The multi-government UFO conspiracy is actually an agreement for the most privileged leaders and power brokers of each nation to get the interstellar equivalent of cable television.

What proof do I have of these provocative allegations?

I have a copy of the contract Eisenhower signed in 1954, and we are making every effort to provide this on our website as soon as possible. It is a long document — about 6500 pages — and in places uses some alien words that don’t translate well into English. But we hopefully will have this for you shortly.

Additionally, I have seem some of this programming personally. There are no words to convey what an intense, multi-dimensional experience this programming is. There is no equivalent experience in the human realm. It is, if you will forgive the comparison, like trying to explain sex to someone who has never experienced it.

Experiencing these programs is in fact life-altering, and potentially life-threatening. With the assistance of a number of high-placed individuals sympathetic to our cause I was able to experience this myself. In the immediate aftermath I went through four months of treatment for withdrawal symptoms after watching twenty-seven and a half minutes of their equivalent of the Playboy Channel.

We have learned there is an above-top-secret human twelve-step group for fellow victims of this addiction, but it has a very low success rate.

We have also learned that those who are in denial of the addictive power of just this programming have formed a international ritual sex cult at the highest levels of society. Though Stanley Kubrick did not know how this group came into existence, this is in fact what his movie Eyes Wide Shut was based upon.

As you will see in the contract when we are able to make it available that part of the secrecy agreement included a concession of 4000 tons of strawberry ice cream annually. This is an interesting story in itself, but space precludes me from going into it here.

Most people presented with the facts I have related to you today think I am relating some kind of twisted joke.

I assure you, I am not joking.

The truth is so bizarre it practically guarantees it’s own secrecy. Who would possibly believe it?

The almost diabolical cleverness on the part of the GBC in creating this secrecy is not lost on those of us in the LUNEE organization.

I, for one, am indignant. Because of this conspiracy, we are being humiliated in the eyes of the interstellar community. We are continuing to be made the laughing stock of the Milky Way for the sake of exploitative commercial interests. And to add insult to injury, not just the American government, but the governments of several major powers in the world are aiding and abbetting this effort.

The sheer arrogance demonstrated by the acts of this extraterrestrial corporation is simply galling, and the fact our leaders sought to cooperate with this and continue to do so to this day shows a criminal level of contempt toward the human species.

Please join us in exposing this heinous secret and those who support it, so that we might put this as a race behind us, and begin taking the journey to be able to hold our heads high in the greater galactic community.

Please visit our website at www.lunee.org for more information on how you can help.

We need you.

Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you for your time and attention.

Sincerely,

John Hordure
Director,
The League for Unified
Non-cooperation with
Exopolitical Enterprises
(LUNEE)

I hope you have found this installment of The Round Files as much of a revelation as I have. I am pleased to provide this service to you, and I am pleased that individuals such as John Hordure have regarded me as a trustworthy conduit for the kinds of information that legitimate news sources won’t touch.

It is my duty to you as an American.

(Oh, hell. There’s black helicopters for the third time today. Hopefully you will hear from me again.)

More information about the League for Unified Non-cooperation with Exopolitical Enterprises can be found at www.lunee.org.

© 2008, by Daniel Brenton. All Rights Reserved.

Love, Psycho-cryptography and the Noosphere

“I believe that the World Wide Web is, as a matter of fact, the noogenesis of the noosphere.” - Ralph Abraham, The Evolutionary Mind (1988)

 

Lawrence Hagerty wrote in The Spirit of the Internet,“…the Internet is not the noosphere. It is merely an infrastructure that is now available for the noosphere to use.” Hagerty goes on to profess, “I believe that the Internet is serving as just such an attractor, or basin of attraction, drawing the Earth’s most creative minds into a synergistic union out of which a new form of human consciousness can arise from the wells of chaos.“

 

The noosphere is a term created by Jesuit priest/radical thinker Pierre Teilhard de Chardin, whose ideas were frankly force-fed to me in college in the eighties (I happened to attend a Jesuit university where he was practically worshiped as a god). For that reason perhaps I wrongly assumed his teachings were more widespread than they actually were at the time. But I find no uncertain irony that his ideas continue to haunt my own delightfully synchronous journey towards Singularity.

 

Not the technological singularity of Ray Kurzweil; I’m talking more about what’s happening over at Reality Sandwich, and other important, alternative think tanks and blogs of our time. “New science” is termed thusly because, reminiscent of Capra’s intuitions of decades past, scientific discoveries are merged with new (and perhaps very old) interpretations of consciousness. This is how it should be; the Newtonian universe must ultimately be discarded in favor of the quantum discoveries that tickle our brains, easing us into new frontiers of existence, consciousness and human evolution. The homo cyber I find mentioned here and there, if left alone in the wilderness of pure artificial or mechanistic intelligence, would be the unfortunate result of not taking the final step of this process. Like refusing to take the red pill, our psyches would be left to rot inside the prison Matrix of third dimensional space-time. “There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy,” reminds Shakespeare.

 

The Internet may be Noosphere 1.0, a precursor to an enlightened state of consciousness; or perhaps, Noosphere for Beginners, or Noosphere for Dummies. Though arguably a creation of Big Brother’s sinister and eavesdropping omnipresence, the Internet is also being used, perfectly a la Tao, as a vehicle to transmit thoughts and ideas in preparation for a purely telepathic noosphere. The next several years its role will be vastly influential in terms of the global progression of consciousness, and I urge all to participate as they can until then (or until the government curtails this freedom, much as it has done with suppressing entheogens); but at some point, perhaps soon, the circuits and transistors will go the way of the covered wagon. Many of us will leave our electronic devices abandoned on the beach as we eventually look up and realize the great sea of enlightenment and oneness is before us, and go in for a dip – never to return. The key to ridding ourselves of the shackles of this reality is love, pure and simple. Love is the thing no machine can transmit; love is the unique trait, or ability, that will catapult our transformation from homo sapiens not to homo cyber, but to homo luminus.

 

The minds at work on the great consciousness project at this moment are alive during this time not by accident. They are all Surfing the Tao though they may not be aware of it. We are all giving what we have, and taking what we need, in some kind of post-modern, spirit-driven, psychedelic communistic mind trip, hastened by our collective visions of 2012 and beyond. Hagerty calles it entheospace; I might describe the sensation as a sort of dreamstate, finding oneself floating down a river of consciousness, gently colliding with others riding down the same stream in a kind of synchronistic, fractal pattern of atunement, as we all slip closer to the great sea.

 

Daniel Pinchbeck’s first book was entitled, Breaking Open the Head – which I mention here not for its particular content, which is a mind-expanding examination of the entheogenic experience, but because it so aptly illustrates my own particular state of being.

 

My own head cracked in college, during several misguided entheogenic experiences. I discovered Terence McKenna, but as far as spirituality goes, I was definitely a seeker who didn’t really want to spend any time looking.

 

This all changed in 1999. The previous fracture, which had begun to scar over, was rent asunder, and a torrent of new knowledge and higher frequencies began to stream in. I will only say: the true masters are truly hidden. And it is meant to stay that way, for now, perhaps because actual participants can often teach each other more in the beginning. But I was urged to continue meditating, and before long I had what Neil Kramer over at The Cleaver might call a fourth dimensional experience.

 

Without any entheogenic aid, I crossed over into the void. Suddenly, I Knew.

 

There are no further words for what I experienced. The language simply doesn’t exist. But it changed everything I knew, all that I was. What followed was years of reading, researching, listening, loving, meditating and change. Many of the books that appeared as if by magic I have listed here. My intellectual side was frustrated, but my spirit was at peace for the first time I can remember in my adult life. The end result of that was, I wrote a book, which was really just a cathartic expression of my overwhelmed psyche.

 

My own path is still guided by amazing synchronicity and coincidence. I find it startling how often I find articles written about the very subject I had been ruminating about. How I discover brilliant minds have already found answers to the questions I have been asking. How so many of our paths are beginning to converge on the Great Path. Spirituality, Taoism, 2012, eschatology, Planet X, the Matrix, conspiracy, sinister agendas, alien technology, symbology, synchromysticism, mind control, electromagnetism, alternative energy, quantum physics, plasma physics, torsion physics, entheogenic-inspired thought and conscious enlightenment, ecocentric living, — the puzzle pieces are coming together rapidly. I cannot explain how I know what I Know, yet I will say; the quickening is upon us. The noosphere is coalescing. The Puzzle of Being, and the question of consciousness, is in the process of being realized by a vast cadre of psycho-cryptographers.

 

The great irony is, I sense, that this enlightened, super-charged, noospheric state of being is and has always has been, here and now. This ancient Way that has been lost during our fall, over perhaps hundreds of thousands of years, is now being quickly rediscovered, picked up and dusted off as some kind of primordial reflex to protect ourselves from what we subconsciously know is coming. We are remembering, so that we will survive.

 

I remember Y2K. Regarding expectations for 2012, the intensity of thought, intellect, spirit, and energy now in 2008 is somewhat on par with what happened the months previous to Y2K. And we have nearly five years left. What incredible postulations, theories, discoveries, transitions, realizations, opportunities, manifestations, creations and expectations will surface between now and then?

 

And what will happen on December 21, 2012 at 11:11 universal time? That remains to be seen; but to prepare for either global catastrophe, psychedelic wormholes or simply more life as we know it – the only answer is, and always will be: love, peace and harmony.

 

Sometimes I wonder how I find what I do here online – and when I do, I wonder what else I’m missing. I’m only one person. Only one computer. Only so many hours in the day.

 

If you’ve made it this far, please consider leaving a comment here regarding what author, what religion, what spiritual path, what thinker, what scientist, what discovery, what issue, what website, what experience – what ANYTHING that has made a difference for you on your journey.

 

Give what you have. Take what you need.

 

As it acts in the world, the Tao

is like the bending of a bow.

The top if bent downward;

the bottom is bent up.

It adjusts excess and deficiency

so that there is perfect balance.

It takes from what is too much

and gives to what isn’t enough.

– Tao Te Ching #77

Planet X, the Man on Mars, and Heath Ledger

I am consistently brought back again and again to thoughts of Planet X. It seems no matter where I look these days, something or someone is reminding me of the warnings I’ve had in my own spirit now for many years, and it seems to be accelerating. Reading the Kolbrin Bible recently (ok, not all of it yet, but a lot of it) didn’t help.

 

Please check over at Labyrinth of the Psychonaut for more on Soundlessdawn’s excellent new video, Cosmic Keys, Archaic Man, and The ShapeShifting Lizard Kings, which I have embedded here. He mentions the new article over at Project Camelot about a Norwegian scientist’s fright at discovering what’s really going on in those underground “seed vaults” – and why.

 

My friend Kingsley over at Between Both Worlds picked up on this recently as well, wondering why governments are so busy building these underground bases. I’m happy to find others sensitive to the topic and including it in their eclectic and discerning research.

 

On the same note I must admit feeling suspicious when many who claim to be so well-connected to certain alternative topics such as extraterrestrials, clairvoyance, channeling, and the “new consciousness” are unwilling to bring up the subject of Planet X, a polar shift or global catastrophe, or simply claim the 2012 enigma is only and ever a positive transformation. I’m not saying let’s all run around like Chicken Little; such a catastrophe could be exactly what ushers in a new consciousness for those who are prepared. In other words; the very thing that destroys, also creates, ala Shiva. The sister sun flies by more or less around the same time the 12/21/12 galactic alignment beams psychedelic energies from the “Tree of Life” at the center of the galaxy. Simultaneous? Or will the consciousness trip “save” us before, or even after if we survive, like some kind of ‘rapture’? Not sure. Perhaps be prepared for both?

 

It need not be something to be afraid of. And of course I’m willing to admit the whole Planet X scenario may be total crap – or even an event hundreds or thousands of years away (though I tend to think otherwise). But any responsible eso-researcher should at least discuss the issue, whether they believe it or not; there is plenty of strange evidence out there to support that, at the very least, including mysterious reports of the object in the Washington Post in 1983, secret Vatican space probes, not just global warming but the warming of our entire solar system, increased earthquakes and volcanic activity, warnings in ancient texts and even from Native Americans and certain ETs – just to name a few. Without mention of the otherwise shunned topic, I tend to be suspicious of their motives, which then seem, at least to my own personal sense of discernment, to be nothing more than eerie echoes of the dead silence from our world leaders and their cabals, comfortably ensconced in their underworld. Maybe somewhere in Paraguay, like GW. (On the other hand, let’s not forget what happened to Phil Schneider after he talked about his experience with ETs, underground bases and the gov’t.)

 

In May, there is scheduled a conference entitled “New Science, Consciousness & Contact” - which serendipitously is taking place right here in Kona. Whether I will go or not remains to be seen. David Wilcox is speaking, as is Dr. Elizabeth Rauscher, whose work has long been of interest to me, having quoted her work on mind control in my book published four years ago. In fact I recently discovered Dr. Rauscher is involved in another somewhat fringe yet fascinating scientific group here on the island, The Resonance Project, which I had heard of a few years ago through friends. Kind of strange how things seem to come full circle.

 

Did you see the crazy picture of a supposed man on Mars someone found, from a photo taken there four years ago? What do you think? I think it looks like a statue; my husband thinks it’s something akin to the Tusken Raiders. ;)

 

As far as what and how to think about all of this; please check out this excellent article by Neil Kramer over at The Cleaver. Neil has managed to put a lot of powerful thoughts and concepts together that I believe will resonate with many people, particularly those who spend time researching alternative topics.

 

And not that you’ve missed it by now, Heath Ledger was found dead today. What went through my mind was how much his make-up as the Joker in the upcoming Batman movie (which role apparently gave him some anxiety, thanks Adam at Inside the Cosmic Cube) reminded me of Brandon Lee in The Crow, who was also 28 when he died. BTW Jimi Hendrix and Janis Joplin were 27 when they died just days apart in 1970. Kurt Cobain was also 27. Here’s a list of other famous people who died before age 30.

 

 

Notes from the Surf XVI

  • Truly well done article on the astrological forecast for 2008 over at Reality Sandwich.

  • Speaking of architectural geometry, they’re building solar pyramids in the UK (amid great controversy) and India…not sure why but just paying attention to uses and misuses of this powerful energetic structure…
  • Benjamin Fulford, the anti-Illuminati journalist, interviewed David Rockefeller last month. Watch it (full length, 38 minutes) at Google or Youtube (Part 1 of 4). Fulford seems to be in an interesting position, supported and protected by the anti-Illuminati Asian secret societies, and says to us about Rockefeller and his cronies, “These guys are finished. You will be free soon.”

  • On that note, good to see Daniel Pinchbeck’s new article, Military Mindfields, has him thinking about HAARP and other mind control issues as per researchers like Dr. Nick Begich. Anyone researching consciousness needs to be aware of this subject matter.

  • Good compilation of 2012 material at December212012.com, including a countdown clock. 1806 days from today.

  • Pope tells astronomers to pack up their telescopes. I always wondered, why priests seem to be so involved in astronomy; on the other hand, let’s not forget the Vatican’s Siloe space probe, rumored Jesuit contact with aliens, and a supposed secret telescope in Antarctica which some claim has the only good view of Planet X, allegedly heading towards us via the South Pole. Wonder what tales of cyclical planetary destruction lurk in that private Vatican library.

  • And now to finish with a little levity: what idiot steals a GPS?

Notes from the Surf XIV

  • Hawaii’s Kilauea volcano update: lava now flowing through a lava tube, which means it could go farther and faster. No one is “officially” worried but I know people living down there who are on edge.

  • Daniel Pinchbeck’s latest article discusses the ‘Homeland’ and Naomi Wolf’s “The End of America.”

  • Heads up to TrueTao sage Derek Lin at Journey of A Thousand Miles, on his latest post “An Easy Way to Understand Wu Wei” and the surfing the Tao analogy. Derek is a wonderful source of Tao wisdom and I highly recommend his Taoism.net.

Comet Holmes & etc…

Just a couple of things this morning before I’m off for the day…

 

Wanted to get a note in about Comet Holmes‘ spectacular and mysterious ignition. Google it and you’ll find all sort of other sites talking about it. This one caught my attention – I know, again with the astrology thing – but the synchronicity re. Pluto’s alignment with the galactic center is worth noting. What energy streams from our galactic center is still a mystery – but our coming alignment with it in 2012, which also aligns with the Mayan calendar end date, is worth paying attention to.

 

You might also be interested to know a newly discovered comet, Comet Loneos, is also brighter than expected right now.

 

While I’m at it here I couldn’t leave off an article in the Telegraph about “aliens” starting the fires in Sicily. And this one about humans splitting off into two species.

 

Ok. All for now.

 

Notes from the Surf XIII